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Episode 0001

Summary

A customer in a restaurant expresses frustration during his order when the menu is not in English and the wait time for food is 20 minutes. He ultimately decides to leave and find food elsewhere, expressing his anger in Italian.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:05 Speaker 1

Good evening. My name is Fabio. I'll be your waiter for tonight. May I take your order?

00:11 Speaker 2

No, I'm still working on it. This menu's not even in English. What's good here?

00:16 Speaker 1

For you, sir, I would recommend spaghetti and meatballs.

00:21 Speaker 2

Does it come with Coke and fries?

00:24 Speaker 1

It comes with either soup or salad and a complimentary glass of wine, sir.

00:31 Speaker 2

I'll go with the spaghetti and meatballs, salad, and the wine.

00:36 Speaker 1

Excellent choice. Your order will be ready soon.

00:41 Speaker 2

How soon is soon?

00:43 Speaker 1

20 minutes.

00:45 Speaker 2

You know what? I'll just go grab a burger across the street.

00:48 Speaker 2 Italian

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