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Episode 0019

Summary

The audio depicts a humorous scenario on Christmas Eve where a police officer conducts a traffic stop on an individual resembling Santa Claus. The officer questions the driver, who admits to consuming eggnog and states he makes Christmas gifts in his North Pole workshop. The officer, annoyed by the driver's demeanor, proceeds to arrest him, reading him his rights. The driver, in turn, protests his arrest, pleading for his sleigh and calling out to his reindeer, emphasizing his duty to deliver presents on Christmas Eve.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:10 Santa

I hate working on Christmas Eve.

00:13 Police Officer

Whoa, get a load of this guy.

00:15 Police Officer

Coming central, I think we got ourselves a situation here.

00:30 Police Officer

Perspective is lost in the rear.

00:33 Police Officer

License and registration, please.

00:35 Police Officer

Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

00:38 Santa

I had one or two glasses of eggnog, but nothing else.

00:42 Police Officer

Step out of the vehicle, please.

00:44 Police Officer

Sir, what do you have in the back?

00:47 Santa

Just a few Christmas gifts. 'Tis the season after all.

00:51 Police Officer

Don't take that tone with me.

00:53 Police Officer

Do you have an invoice for these items?

00:55 Santa

Oh, no. I make these in my workshop in the North Pole.

01:00 Police Officer

You are under arrest, sir. You have the right to remain silent. You better not pout, you better not cry.

01:06 Police Officer

Anything you say can and will be used against you. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford one, the state will appoint one for you.

01:13 Police Officer

Do you understand these rights that have just been read to you?

01:15 Santa

You can't take me to jail! What about my sleigh? It's Christmas Eve! I have presents to deliver!

01:22 Santa

Rudolph! Prancer! Dancer! Get help!