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Episode 0022

Summary

The audio depicts a humorous and chaotic encounter where Santa Claus is arrested by two police officers (Speaker B and Speaker C) on Christmas Eve for parking and speeding violations, as well as lacking identification. Santa (Speaker A) expresses frustration and despair over the impoundment of his sleigh and the re-housing of his reindeer, fearing for the children's Christmas. The situation escalates dramatically when a group of elves attacks with candy canes, forcing the officers to call for backup. The narrative is interspersed with a recurring song snippet.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:04 Singer

Ghetto... is coming straight to the ghetto.

00:11 Speaker A

Officer, you can't take me to jail. Don't you know who I am? Chris Kringle, you know.

00:18 Speaker A

Papa Noel, Pere Noel, Baba Natale, 圣诞老人.

Papa Noel, Pere Noel, Baba Natale, Santa Claus.

00:22 Speaker B

Yeah, yeah, we've heard that one before, haven't we, Joe?

00:25 Speaker C

Yeah, last week we booked this guy who claimed to be the Tooth Fairy. Can you believe that? Haha.

00:31 Speaker A

It's Christmas Eve, and I have all these presents to deliver. Where's your Christmas spirit?

00:37 Speaker A

What'll happen when all the children wake up tomorrow and don't find any gifts in their stockings?

00:43 Speaker B

Sorry, buddy, you parked in a no parking zone. You were speeding, and you have no ID.

00:49 Speaker C

Besides that, even if we let you go now, your sleigh's been impounded, and those reindeer were taken to the city zoo.

00:55 Speaker A

What? This is unbelievable. What's this world coming to? Christmas is ruined!

01:03 Speaker C

What's that up ahead? It looks like... Elves! Whoa, they're shooting candy canes.

01:10 Speaker C

Mayday, Mayday, we're under heavy attack! We need backup!

01:15 Singer

Ghetto... is coming straight to the ghetto.