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Episode 0032

Summary

The audio features a customer opening a bank account. The customer inquires about account types, opting for a checking account, and then proceeds to complete the necessary paperwork. The interaction concludes with the customer humorously stating a desire to deposit one billion dollars, followed by laughter.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:09 Speaker 1

Next please. May I help you, sir?

00:12 Speaker 2

Hello, yes, I'd like to open a bank account.

00:15 Speaker 1

Certainly. I can help you with that. What type of account would you like to open? A checking or a saving account?

00:22 Speaker 2

What features do they offer?

00:23 Speaker 1

Well, if you just take a look here, see. With our checking account, you can have unlimited daily transactions for a small monthly fee. And our savings account has a higher interest rate, but you must carry a minimum balance of $10,000.

00:37 Speaker 2

I see. Well, I think I'm more interested in a checking account. I'd like to have easy access to my money.

00:45 Speaker 1

All right then, with this checking account you'll be issued a debit card and a checkbook. Will you require overdraft protection? There is an extra fee for that.

00:54 Speaker 2

No, that won't be necessary.

00:56 Speaker 1

In that case, I'll get you to fill out this paperwork. I'll need your social insurance number and two pieces of government ID.

01:08 Speaker 1

If you could just sign here and here and here, we'll be all set.

01:14 Speaker 1

Would you like to make a deposit today?

01:16 Speaker 2

Yes, I'd like to deposit one billion dollars! (Laughter) One billion dollars! (Laughter)