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Episode 0038

Summary

A father and daughter are at a car dealership. The daughter, turning 16, expresses her frustration about not having a car. The salesperson attempts to sell a sedan, but the father becomes fixated on a World War II tank used for commercials, ultimately deciding to purchase the tank over the sedan, much to his daughter's exasperation.

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00:10 Speaker 1

Hi there, can I help you folks?

00:14 Speaker 2

I'm just browsing, seeing what's on the lot. My daughter wants a car for her birthday, you know how it is.

00:20 Speaker 3

Dad! I'm 16 already, and I'm like the only one at school who doesn't have a car.

00:26 Speaker 1

She's right, you know. Kids these days all have cars.

00:28 Speaker 1

Let me show you something we just got in, a 1996 sedan. Excellent gas mileage. It has dual airbags and anti-lock brakes, a perfect vehicle for a young driver.

00:38 Speaker 3

Dad, I love it! It's awesome. Can we get this one, please?

00:43 Speaker 2

I see. What can you tell me about this one?

00:47 Speaker 1

Oh, that's just an old World War II tank that we use for TV commercials. Now about this sedan...

00:52 Speaker 2

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Tell me more about this tank.

00:57 Speaker 1

Well, sir, if you're looking for quality and safety, then look no further. Three inches of reinforced steel protect your daughter from short-range missile attacks.

01:07 Speaker 2

Does the sedan protect her from missile attacks?

01:10 Speaker 1

It does not.

01:11 Speaker 2

Well, I don't know. Let me sleep on it.

01:14 Speaker 1

Did I mention the tank is a tank?

01:16 Speaker 2

I'll take it.

01:17 Speaker 3

Dad!