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Episode 0070

Summary

A man is reluctantly shopping for lingerie for his girlfriend's birthday, finding the experience awkward and frustrating. A helpful sales associate assists him, suggesting various items. After he makes a quick, resigned purchase, the sales associate unexpectedly asks to inspect his bag.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:09 Speaker 1

This sucks. I hate buying lingerie.

00:12 Speaker 1

Okay, just find something and get out of here.

00:14 Speaker 1

All right, these are fine.

00:16 Speaker 1

Oh no, don't come over here. Don't come over here.

00:18 Speaker 2

You look a little lost. Can I help you?

00:21 Speaker 1

Um, I'm just having a look around. It's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow. I'm trying to find her something.

00:28 Speaker 2

Well, you can't give her granny panties. Have you thought about getting her some sleepwear?

00:33 Speaker 2

We've got these lovely silky nighties or how about some nice panties and a bra set?

00:39 Speaker 2

Look, here's a nice satin push-up bra and you can choose a few different styles of undies to go with it.

00:44 Speaker 1

Sure, that's fine.

00:45 Speaker 1

This is so awkward.

00:48 Speaker 1

Which ones do I pick? What size is she?

00:50 Speaker 2

Well, do you want a thong, some bikini briefs? Maybe this nice pair of lacy boy shorts.

00:57 Speaker 1

Just pick something and get the hell out of here.

00:59 Speaker 1

Um, I'll go with these two.

01:02 Speaker 1

This is mortifying.

01:03 Speaker 1

I just want to get this over with and she better thank me for this.

01:06 Speaker 2

Here you are, sir. I'm sure she'll enjoy them.

01:09 Speaker 1

Finally.

01:11 Speaker 2

I'm sorry, sir. I'm going to have to take a look inside your bag.