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Episode 0081

Summary

A customer visits a barbershop for a simple trim. The barber becomes overly enthusiastic about the customer's hair, dismissing the customer's specific requests and declaring an intention to create a 'masterpiece'. The audio concludes with the aggressive sound of an electric shaver, suggesting a disastrous haircut.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:13 Speaker 1

Hello there! Come on in! Don't just stand there! Come and take a seat.

00:18 Speaker 2

Um, okay. Well, I just want a trim, nothing too fancy.

00:25 Speaker 1

Oh my gosh! Your hair is amazing! So silky! So shiny! I am gonna work my magic on your hair. You hear me? You are going to look like a million bucks!

00:40 Speaker 2

Okay. Um, can you make sure my sideburns are even and you just take a little off the top?

00:47 Speaker 1

Don't you worry. I'll take care of everything. Oh my god, I just love your curly hair! It's so fluffy and cute! You should totally let it grow out. An afro would look great on you.

01:02 Speaker 2

Um, no.

01:03 Speaker 1

Okay, but you are going to be my masterpiece!

01:12 Speaker 2

Uh!