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Episode 0082

Summary

Two individuals, Speaker 1 and Speaker 2, are being pursued by an unknown entity. They encounter a police officer and urgently explain that a "witch creature" or "alien" is after them and was about to have them for dinner. The officer is initially skeptical, questioning their sobriety, but eventually agrees to investigate the building where the creature is said to be. The officer enters alone, finds no one, then is suddenly attacked and presumably killed by the unseen creature.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:10 Speaker 1

What the heck is going on? Did you see that?

00:12 Speaker 2

What was that thing?

00:13 Speaker 1

I don't know. I'm just glad we made it out.

00:16 Speaker 1

Look, there's a police car.

00:18 Speaker 1

Help! Help, please, please stop!

00:28 Police Officer

How do you, ma'am?

00:30 Police Officer

What seems to be the problem? Is this man bothering you?

00:34 Speaker 1

Officer, officer, there is like a witch creature back there. We tied her up, but she broke free and she was about to have us for dinner.

00:42 Police Officer

Okay, calm down, calm down.

00:45 Police Officer

Let me see your eyes, please.

00:47 Police Officer

Have you been drinking tonight, son?

00:50 Speaker 1

We're telling the truth.

00:52 Speaker 1

She's in there. We suspected her being a kidnapper or a rapist, but turns out she's an alien or something.

01:00 Police Officer

Okay, calm down, calm down.

01:03 Police Officer

Let me see your eyes, please.

01:05 Speaker 1

Seriously? Are you gonna help us out or not?

01:09 Police Officer

Okay, let's go have a look, shall we?

01:37 Police Officer

Hello? Is anyone in there?

01:42 Speaker 1

Be careful. She might be hiding.

01:54 Police Officer

It's perfectly safe. There isn't anyone.

02:15 Police Officer

AHH!