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Episode 0083

Summary

A man attempts to withdraw money from an ATM but the machine misunderstands his request, attempting to transfer $10,000 to the World Wildlife Foundation instead. Despite his protests, the transaction is confirmed, the bank seals its exits, and he is left trapped with no money, expressing extreme frustration and despair.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:13 Speaker 1

Stupid girl making me spend so much money. Now I have to get it from the ATM.

00:19 Speaker 2

Hello, welcome to Universal Bank. Please insert your card into the slot.

00:24 Speaker 1

I know where to put my card. Stupid machine talking to me like I'm an idiot.

00:28 Speaker 2

Please input your six digit PIN code followed by the pound key. Thank you. Please select an option. Thank you. You have selected withdraw.

00:37 Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, I know what I selected. Just give me my money.

00:41 Speaker 2

Please type the amount you would like to withdraw.

00:47 Speaker 2

Thank you. You want to transfer 10,000 US dollars to The World Wildlife Foundation. If this is correct, please press one.

00:56 Speaker 1

No, no. Stupid machine, what are you doing? No!

01:00 Speaker 2

Confirmed. Thank you for using our bank. Please remove your card from the slot. Goodbye.

01:05 Speaker 1

No way! What happened? Give me my money!

01:10 Speaker 2

Danger! Danger! The exits have been sealed and the doors will remain locked until the local authorities arrive. Thank you for using our bank. Have a nice day.

01:20 Speaker 1

No!