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Episode 0084

Summary

A customer visits a pharmacy to pick up a Prozac prescription. The pharmacist provides instructions and warnings regarding the medication. The customer then requests eye drops and condoms. When the condoms are not immediately found in the system, the pharmacist makes a loud, public announcement requesting a price check for "Fun Times Ribbed Condoms," much to the customer's apparent embarrassment.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Speaker 1

Hello, sir. How can I help you?

00:09 Speaker 2

Yes, I I need this prescription, please.

00:12 Speaker 1

Let's see. Okay. So 50 milligrams of Prozac, would you prefer this in capsule or tablet?

00:19 Speaker 2

Capsules are fine.

00:20 Speaker 1

Okay. You should take one capsule three times a day. Be sure not to take it on an empty stomach and also, don't ever mix it with alcohol.

00:29 Speaker 2

Yes, I know. It's not the first time I'm taking this. Don't worry, I won't overdose.

00:34 Speaker 1

Okay. Anything else I can get you?

00:37 Speaker 2

Oh yes, I almost forgot. Can I also get some eye drops and um, some condoms?

00:43 Speaker 1

Sure.

00:44 Speaker 1

Darn, condoms aren't registered in our system.

00:47 Speaker 2

Oh, well, that's okay. I'll get some later, thanks. Really, it's no problem.

00:51 Speaker 1

Just hang on there a sec.

00:55 Speaker 1

Can I get a price check on Fun Times Ribbed Condoms, please?

00:58 Speaker 2

Oh.