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Episode 0087

Summary

The audio features a Star Trek-themed role-play where a starship reports damage and attempts to make contact with an attacking vessel. A speaker attempting to portray a Klingon captain is criticized for their voice performance, leading to the actor's frustrated complaint about having acquired a Klingon costume and wig.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Speaker 1

Captain, we're under attack by an unidentified ship.

00:10 Speaker 2

Damage report.

00:12 Speaker 1

We've sustained heavy damages to the engines.

00:14 Speaker 1

We've lost our warp drive.

00:16 Speaker 2

We'll have to attempt to make contact.

00:22 Speaker 2

This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise.

00:25 Speaker 2

We don't wish to engage.

00:27 Speaker 2

What is the nature of this attack?

00:29 Speaker 3

I am Captain Kore of the ship Korthos.

00:31 Speaker 3

Your ship attacked our search party.

00:33 Speaker 4

No, you're not doing it right.

00:35 Speaker 4

Kore doesn't sound like that. His voice is deeper.

00:39 Speaker 3

I am Captain Kore of the ship Korthos.

00:42 Speaker 3

Your ship...

00:42 Speaker 4

No! If you can't do an authentic Klingon voice, I'll have to find a more serious Star Trek fan who can actually act, okay?

00:50 Speaker 5

What, but I already bought the Klingon suit and the wig and...