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Episode 0091

Summary

The audio begins with two individuals stargazing, identifying constellations, and then noticing a strange object they believe to be a UFO. An alien entity then addresses them, revealing it has been observing humanity for 3000 years. While acknowledging human creativity, the alien condemns humanity's ambition and belligerence, stating that these traits will lead to their downfall. The alien declares its intention to 'save the planet from them' and announces that humans will now 'pay the price,' followed by sounds of destruction.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Speaker 1

Oh, honey, this is so romantic. I've never seen like so many stars before. It's beautiful.

00:16 Speaker 2

See that constellation there? That's Orion. And the very bright star? Well, it's not a star because it doesn't blink. That's actually Venus.

00:26 Speaker 1

What's that, um, big flashy one?

00:31 Speaker 2

I don't know. I think it's a UFO.

00:46 Alien Voice

Greetings Earthlings. I come from afar from a distant galaxy known only to a few.

00:53 Speaker 1

Why are you here? Where did you come from?

00:57 Alien Voice

We have been observing you for the last 3000 years. We have seen the amazing capacity that humans have to create such wonders as the Taj Mahal or masterpieces such as the Hafner Symphony.

01:08 Alien Voice

Unfortunately, your intelligence and creativity does not come without consequence. Your ambition and desire for more will be your downfall, and we are here to save your planet from you.

01:18 Speaker 2

You think you have us figured out? Who gives you the right to come and judge us? Who are you to play God with our fate?

01:26 Alien Voice

Silence human. It is your belligerent attitude that has caused years of pain and anguish among yourselves. Now you will pay the price.