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Episode 0107

Summary

A customer at a restaurant repeatedly complains about slow service, the quality of his mushroom soup, and the portion size and preparation of his foie gras. His dining companion tries to calm him down, eventually accusing him of trying to get the meal for free. After receiving a replacement dish, the customer appears to experience some form of physical distress.

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00:06 Speaker 1

Excuse me, waiter.

00:08 Speaker 2

Yes, sir? What can I do for you?

00:10 Speaker 1

I've been sitting here for the past 20 minutes and no one has offered me a glass of water, brought any bread to the table, and our appetizers haven't been served yet.

00:17 Speaker 1

You know, in this kind of establishment, I'd expect much better service.

00:20 Speaker 2

I'm sorry, sir. I'll check on your order right away.

00:23 Speaker 3

Relax, honey. The place is busy tonight, and I've heard the food is amazing. Anyway.

00:28 Speaker 2

Here you are, sir, the foie gras for the lady and a mushroom soup for you.

00:35 Speaker 1

Waiter!

00:36 Speaker 1

I ordered cream of mushroom soup with asparagus. The soup is obviously too runny and it's over-seasoned. It's completely inedible.

00:43 Speaker 2

Okay, I do apologize for that. Can I bring you another soup or would you like to order something else?

00:47 Speaker 1

Take this foie gras back as well. It's rubbery and completely overcooked.

00:51 Speaker 1

And look at that portion size. How can you charge $25 for a sliver of duck liver?

00:55 Speaker 2

Right away, sir.

00:57 Speaker 3

Honey, come on. The foie gras was fine. Why are you making such a big deal? Are you trying to get our meal comped again?

01:05 Speaker 1

What do you mean? We're paying for this, and I'm shelling out my hard-earned bucks. I expect value for money!

01:11 Speaker 2

Here you are, sir. I hope it is all right now. The chef has prepared it especially for you.

01:15 Speaker 1

Yes, fine.

01:22 Speaker 3

Honey, are you all right?

01:25 Speaker 1

[Distressed sounds]

01:40 Music

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