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Episode 0114

Summary

Two friends, Charlie and Jim, discuss cars. Jim criticizes Charlie's old Chevy Impala, but Charlie expresses confidence in his plans to fix it up. When a third person (Speaker 3) arrives in a flashy car, Charlie sarcastically compliments it, then reveals he was joking, leading to an angry exchange with Speaker 3 threatening revenge, while Jim tries to mediate.

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00:09 Charlie

Jim, what's up, man?

00:10 Jim

Charlie, is that your ride?

00:13 Jim

It's butt ugly, dude.

00:15 Charlie

Don't be an airhead. This is a 1969 Chevy Impala.

00:20 Charlie

I just need to fix it up a bit. In a couple of months this baby is gonna be wicked.

00:25 Jim

Not even. Check it out. Now that's a fresh ride.

00:29 Charlie

Well, too bad the driver's a major dweeb. Anyone can have a car like that if their daddy's loaded like his.

00:34 Jim

He's coming this way, be cool.

00:41 Speaker 3

Hey guys, what do you think of my automobile? Isn't it bad to the bone?

00:44 Charlie

Word. The ladies are gonna be lining up to get with you when they see you driving around in that car.

00:50 Speaker 3

You really think so?

00:51 Charlie

For sure.

00:52 Speaker 3

Awesome.

00:53 Charlie

Psych! You totally fell for it.

00:56 Speaker 3

You're a real scumbag, Charlie. When I do the nasty with the prom queen, we'll see who has the last laugh.

01:01 Jim

Dude, don't have a cow.