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Episode 0125

Summary

A couple argues about smoking. The woman is angry that the man has not quit as agreed, citing financial costs and new public smoking restrictions. The man defends himself, stating he is trying to cut down but lacks the willpower to quit cold turkey. The argument escalates, with the woman ultimately demanding a divorce.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:08 Speaker 1

Ach, it smells like an ashtray in here.

00:13 Speaker 2

Hi, honey. What's wrong? Why do you have that look on your face?

00:17 Speaker 1

What's wrong? I thought we agreed you were going to quit smoking.

00:20 Speaker 2

No, I said I was going to cut down, which is very different. You can't just expect me to go cold turkey overnight.

00:27 Speaker 1

Look, there are other ways to quit. You can try the nicotine patch or nicotine chewing gum. We spend a fortune on cigarettes every month, and now laws are cracking down and not allowing smoking in any public place. It's not like you can just light up like before.

00:42 Speaker 2

I know, I know. I really am trying, but I don't have the willpower to just quit. I can't fight with the urge to reach for my pack of smokes in the morning with coffee or after lunch. Please understand.

00:54 Speaker 1

Fine, I want a divorce.