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Episode 0139

Summary

An adult, identified as Daddy, attempts to teach a child named Bobby how to play chess, explaining the names and movements of various pieces like pawns, rooks, bishops, knights, queens, and kings. Bobby initially shows some curiosity but quickly becomes bored with the game, expressing a preference to play video games instead.

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00:06 Daddy

Bobby, come here. Look what I got here.

00:09 Bobby

What is that?

00:11 Daddy

A chessboard. Daddy's gonna teach you how to play.

00:14 Bobby

Cool!

00:16 Daddy

Okay. Each player gets 16 pieces. You can be the white ones, and I'll play with the black pieces. Now in the front, you set up the pawns. Those are the least viable pieces and can only move one space forward.

00:32 Daddy

When you're about to capture another piece, they can move one space diagonally.

00:37 Bobby

What about all these other pieces?

00:40 Daddy

See this one, that looks like a tower? It's called the rook. The one with the tall hat is called the bishop.

00:47 Daddy

See this little horsey? This is called the knight. It's a very important piece, so it's best not to let your opponent capture it.

00:55 Bobby

And these two? They are husband and wife.

00:58 Daddy

That's right. That's the queen and that's the king. If the other player captures your king, he will say checkmate, and the game is over.

01:07 Daddy

Doesn't this sound fun?

01:09 Bobby

Nah. This sounds boring.

01:12 Bobby

I'm gonna go play Killer Zombies on my PlayStation.