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Episode 0143

Summary

A customer is ordering various meats at a butcher shop. The butcher seems a bit peculiar, making suggestive comments and becoming overly enthusiastic about his products, especially when offering steaks that "just came from the slaughterhouse." The customer, initially placing a standard order, becomes increasingly uncomfortable with the butcher's demeanor and tries to quickly conclude the transaction. A cashier then announces the total.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:08 Speaker 1

Hi, what can I get for you?

00:12 Speaker 2

I'd like half pound of ground beef, please.

00:15 Speaker 1

Good choice. Our ground beef is extra lean. If you know what I mean.

00:22 Speaker 2

Could I also have half a dozen pork chops and two pounds of boneless chicken breast?

00:27 Speaker 1

No, no, no. Chicken breasts at the moment. But we have some nice chicken thighs.

00:37 Speaker 2

No, that won't do. I'll take this smoked ham you have here.

00:41 Speaker 1

Okay. Is there anything else?

00:44 Speaker 2

Is this salami and boloney you have here?

00:47 Speaker 1

Yes. It's very fine meat. Made it myself.

00:54 Speaker 2

Sounds good. Okay, that's it.

00:56 Speaker 1

Wait. We have T-bone, Ribeye, and Sirloin steaks. They are very fresh. Just came from the slaughterhouse!

01:07 Speaker 2

Um, no. That's okay, really. I think that's all for today.

01:18 Speaker 3

Okay, that'll be $34.50.