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Episode 0150

Summary

Two individuals are bothered by mosquitoes. After realizing they have no bug spray, one proposes an unusual solution: covering themselves with beer so the mosquitoes get drunk and fall asleep after biting them. The other person agrees, finding it the best idea ever, and they proceed to implement it, leading to a panicked escape.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Speaker 1

The mosquitoes are biting me!

00:08 Speaker 2

Me too. I can't stop scratching.

00:11 Speaker 2

They're everywhere, sneaky little jerks.

00:14 Speaker 1

Do you have any bug spray?

00:16 Speaker 2

No, I forgot to buy some.

00:18 Speaker 1

Then we'll have to put up with it.

00:20 Speaker 2

We can cover ourselves with beer.

00:23 Speaker 2

That way, if they bite us, they'll get drunk and fall asleep.

00:27 Speaker 1

That's without doubt the best idea you've ever had. Let's do it.

00:36 Speaker 1

Run! They're thirsty for more!