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Episode 0159

Summary

A man visits a flower shop to buy flowers as an apology. The florist suggests various arrangements, including a 'Sorry I cheated on you' package. When the florist asks about the specific offense, the man admits he told his partner she was getting chubbier, leading the florist to angrily demand he leave her store.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:10 Florist

Hello sir, how may I help you?

00:12 Customer

I would like to buy some flowers please, something really nice.

00:15 Florist

I see. May I ask what the occasion is?

00:18 Customer

It's not really an occasion, it's more like I'm sorry.

00:21 Florist

Very well. This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husbands and boyfriends. It has a dozen long stem red roses with a couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out.

00:31 Florist

Includes a small teddy bear to achieve the effect of immediate forgiveness.

00:35 Customer

I think I'm going to need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear. What else do you recommend?

00:40 Florist

Hmm, well, this is our 'I'm sorry I cheated on you' package.

00:44 Florist

Two dozen red roses lined with tulips, carnations and lilies. The fragrance and beauty of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you.

00:52 Customer

I don't think that's gonna cut it.

00:54 Customer

I need something bigger and better.

00:56 Florist

I'm sorry sir, but what exactly did you do?

00:59 Customer

Well, I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier.

01:04 Florist

Get out of my store, you jerk!