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Episode 0167

Summary

During a driving lesson, the instructor provides detailed instructions to the student, Fiddy Pardy. Fiddy Pardy, however, is eager and impatient, eventually driving recklessly, hitting things, nearly running over pedestrians, and causing a police chase, all while seemingly enjoying the chaos as if it were a video game.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:09 Speaker 1

Okay, I'm ready for my driving lesson. Shall I start the car?

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00:12 Speaker 2

Hold on there, Fiddy Pardy. First, let's go over things one more time.

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00:17 Speaker 2

Now before you even think of starting the car, make sure your seat is at a comfortable position and you can grip the steering wheel firmly. Next, check your rear-view mirrors to make sure you can see properly.

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00:28 Speaker 1

We've been through this a million times! Let's get going already! I'm ready!

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00:33 Speaker 2

Fine. Start the car.

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00:36 Speaker 2

Okay, now gently step on the clutch and shift to first gear.

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00:40 Speaker 2

Good.

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00:41 Speaker 2

Now accelerate gently, let go of the clutch as you do it.

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00:45 Speaker 2

There we go. Good.

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00:46 Speaker 1

I'm doing it! I'm driving! This is awesome!

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00:49 Speaker 1

Let's turn some music on!

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00:51 Speaker 2

Keep your eyes on the road. No music.

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00:54 Speaker 2

We are coming up to a red light.

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00:56 Speaker 2

Step on the brakes.

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00:58 Speaker 2

What are you doing? I said the brakes!

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01:00 Speaker 2

Look out for those people!

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01:02 Speaker 2

Get off the sidewalk!

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01:04 Speaker 2

Get out of my way!

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01:05 Speaker 1

Oh, this is just like playing video games!

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01:08 Speaker 2

It's the police. Pull over!

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01:10 Speaker 1

They'll never take me alive!

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