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Episode 0176

Summary

A child complains to their father about the cold inside their home and asks to turn up the heating. The father refuses, stating that the child doesn't pay the bills and advises them to put on a sweater. He then recounts his own childhood without central heating, emphasizing that they managed and the child should be grateful.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Child

It's freezing in here. Can I turn up the heat?

00:08 Father

Don't touch that thermostat. You don't pay the bills around here.

00:13 Child

Dad, are you serious? What's the point of having central heating if we can't use it?

00:17 Child

Look, I can see my breath.

00:20 Father

Put on a sweater. I'm not gonna let you run up my heating bill just because it's a bit chilly.

00:26 Child

Dad, I'm gonna catch a cold.

00:28 Father

When I was your age, my parents didn't have central heating like you do. We had a furnace in the center of the living room and that was it.

00:35 Father

We used it to cook, heat the house and even dry our clothes.

00:39 Father

We never caught a cold. You should be grateful.