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Episode 0182

Summary

A couple argues during Christmas time. The woman tries to get the man's opinion on new clothes and gifts for Boxing Day sales, but he is preoccupied with watching a football game. Their conversation escalates into an argument, with the woman mocking his team's constant losses and the man telling her to return her clothes. They end by sarcastically wishing each other Merry Christmas.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:08 Speaker 1

What do you think of this one?

00:10 Speaker 2

Uh, so-so.

00:11 Speaker 1

And this one? Too flashy?

00:13 Speaker 2

Nah, not too flashy.

00:15 Speaker 1

Oh, and this sweater from my aunt, isn't it hideous?

00:18 Speaker 2

I guess.

00:19 Speaker 1

Are you even listening? I'm trying to have a conversation with you!

00:22 Speaker 2

And I'm trying to watch the game, but you're yapping on about your new clothes.

00:26 Speaker 1

Well, I have to decide which gifts to keep and which to exchange for better ones when I go to the Boxing Day sales this afternoon.

00:32 Speaker 2

Well, could you do me the favor of making this quick? It's the third quarter and you've been blabbering on since the first.

00:38 Speaker 1

Oh, your precious game. You watch the same game every year, and each year your beloved hometown team loses by at least three goals.

00:46 Speaker 2

Oh, no you didn't. You didn't just insult the Salisbury Seals, did you?

00:52 Speaker 2

Why don't you just, just go return all those stupid clothes and not come back until the sales are over.

00:57 Speaker 1

I might just! Enjoy your stupid game!

01:00 Speaker 2

And Merry Christmas!

01:01 Speaker 1

Merry Christmas!