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Episode 0185

Summary

A person (Host) expresses their long-held dream of owning a farm and living in the countryside, while their companion (Guest) becomes increasingly unsettled by the various farm animal sounds. Despite the Host's reassurances, the Guest ultimately decides that country life is not for them and opts to return to the city.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Host

Isn't this great? I always wanted to own a farm, live out in the country, grow my own food.

00:13 Guest

This is very beautiful. Though, I have to confess, I don't know the first thing about farming.

00:18 Host

That's fine. Don't worry about it.

00:22 Guest

What was that?

00:23 Host

Relax. It was just a goat.

00:26 Guest

And that?

00:27 Host

Is just the cows that are grazing over there. We can milk them later.

00:33 Guest

What was that?

00:34 Host

Honey, seriously, it's just a sheep. Relax.

00:41 Host

Relax. That was just the horses and donkeys that are in the stable.

00:45 Guest

You know what? I don't think I can hack it out here in the countryside. I'm going back to the city.