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Episode 0193

Summary

A couple, Mr. and Mrs. Robinson, discuss their differing visions for their dream home. The husband describes a traditional 1960s suburban bungalow, while the wife advocates for a modern, open-concept, eco-friendly house with solar panels and a food garden. Their discussion escalates into an argument about costs, environmental impact, and personal preferences, with the husband eventually retreating.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Speaker 1

Mr and Mrs Robinson, let's get straight to it.

00:10 Speaker 1

You have saved up your money for years and are now ready to build your dream home.

00:14 Speaker 1

What did you have in mind?

00:16 Husband

A suburban bungalow straight out of the 60s, a perfect lawn with minimal landscaping, brick patio in the backyard with an old-fashioned grill, quaint lawn furniture, and a swimming pool. A two-car car port, pastel siding and a gable roof, completed with white shutters and a white picket fence.

00:34 Wife

Uh, honey.

00:35 Husband

In the living room, we would have moss green rugs and a fireplace with a stone mantle, and wood paneling on the walls. In the kitchen, the cupboards would be a pale yellow and we would have a turquoise metal oven and vinyl flooring.

00:48 Wife

Um, sweetie.

00:49 Wife

But I was thinking of more modern style house, an open concept house, all glass, wood, metal, and concrete.

00:56 Husband

But sweetums, there's always a lot of wasted space in those kinds of homes.

01:01 Husband

Besides, it's just a fad. It doesn't have the homey feeling the old homes do.

01:06 Wife

Sweety Pie, it's not a lot of wasted space. It is relaxing and the house would be eco-friendly with an in-floor heating system and designed to retain the heat of the sun in the winter and keep the house cool in the summer.

01:17 Wife

We would have solar panels on the roof.

01:19 Husband

Do you know how much those things cost?

01:21 Wife

What about your vintage furniture, dearest?

01:24 Wife

And instead of a lawn, which is also a lot of wasted space, and would require environmentally harmful pesticides.

01:30 Wife

We would have a fish pond in the backyard and a garden that would cover the whole yard so we could grow our own food.

01:35 Husband

But buttercup, I thought you always said that you love visiting your grandmother's house.

01:40 Wife

And I thought you, Mr. Scientist, were all up on saving the planet with your technological advancements.

01:46 Husband

Um, well, I am just going to get some coffee while you two keep discussing.