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Episode 0198

Summary

The audio is a CPR for beginners course introduction. The instructor explains what CPR stands for and when to apply it. He then proceeds to demonstrate mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and chest compressions on a volunteer. The volunteer repeatedly misinterprets the demonstration as romantic advances, leading to comedic misunderstandings.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Speaker 1

Hello everyone and welcome to our CPR for beginners course.

00:10 Speaker 1

First of all, does anyone know what CPR stands for?

00:13 Speaker 2

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation!

00:15 Speaker 1

That's right. We apply CPR in the case of cardiac arrest or pulmonary arrest.

00:20 Speaker 2

What does that mean?

00:21 Speaker 1

Well, basically, if your heart stops pumping blood or your lungs stop pumping air, then we need to get them going again. That's when we have to apply this procedure. Let's begin.

00:30 Speaker 1

I need a volunteer.

00:31 Speaker 2

Me! Me!

00:33 Speaker 1

All right, come here and lay flat on your back.

00:36 Speaker 1

Let's suppose this young woman has stopped breathing. We must lift the person's chin so that we clear a pathway for air to get into the lungs. Then, we place our mouth over the other person's mouth and blow air two or three times, like this.

00:48 Speaker 2

Wait, what are you doing? I'm a married woman. You can't just try to kiss me like that!

00:53 Speaker 1

Ma'am, I'm not trying to kiss you. I'm trying to demonstrate how to apply CPR in the case of an emergency.

00:59 Speaker 2

Well, okay, no French kissing.

01:03 Speaker 1

As I was saying, we blow air through the mouth in this manner. Once this is done, we must try to get the heart going again.

01:09 Speaker 1

To do this, we place our hands over the person's chest and press down firmly two or three times.

01:14 Speaker 2

Wait, what are you doing? You can't just kiss me then go for second base!