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Episode 0214

Summary

A teacher is distributing personality test results to students. One male student reads his results, which initially describe positive traits like adventurousness, but also negative ones like being superstitious, naive, reckless, and clumsy, leading him to express annoyance and call the test "stupid" and "baloney." In contrast, a female student reads her uniformly positive results, describing her as extroverted, well-balanced, generous, outspoken, diligent, magnanimous, eloquent, and daring, expressing strong agreement and happiness with the assessment.

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00:06 Speaker 1

Okay class, settle down.

00:07 Speaker 1

I have the results of your individual personality tests. I am going to hand them out and if you'd like, you can read them out loud to the rest of the class.

00:15 Speaker 2

I'll read mine.

00:16 Speaker 1

Okay, go ahead.

00:18 Speaker 2

It says here that I am adventurous, outgoing and easygoing. It says that I'm a little superstitious and occasionally naive.

00:25 Speaker 2

That's not true.

00:27 Speaker 1

Well, the test isn't 100% accurate.

00:30 Speaker 3

Is that all it says?

00:32 Speaker 2

No. It also says that I'm open-minded with great ambition, but that I can also be reckless and clumsy.

00:39 Speaker 2

This is stupid.

00:40 Speaker 1

Okay, anyone else wants to read theirs?

00:43 Speaker 4

I'll go.

00:44 Speaker 4

It says that I'm an extroverted, well-balanced person. It says I am generous, outspoken and very diligent.

00:50 Speaker 4

This is so true.

00:51 Speaker 4

It also says that I am a magnanimous, eloquent and daring.

00:55 Speaker 4

This is totally me.

00:57 Speaker 2

Whatever, these tests are baloney.