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Episode 0223

Summary

An interviewer and a witness, Sally, are working with an artist named Paul to create a sketch of a bank robber. As Sally describes the robber's facial features including brown, long hair, a thin mustache, a goatee, and thick sideburns, she realizes the final drawing strongly resembles Paul. The interviewer then playfully questions Paul's whereabouts during the robbery, to which Paul responds with a flustered and angry denial.

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00:06 Speaker 1

Okay, Sally. We have an artist here to help us.

00:09 Speaker 1

We'll ask you questions about the bank robber you saw and Paul will draw a picture. Are you ready?

00:13 Sally

Yes, um, well, he had brown hair, long hair, and he had some facial hair. It was brown too.

00:22 Speaker 1

Good. Okay, the facial hair, was it a beard or a mustache?

00:26 Sally

Both. His mustache was very short and thin, just on the top of his lip.

00:31 Paul

Aha. Hmm, like this?

00:34 Sally

Yes, that's the mustache. But the beard isn't right. I mean, it didn't cover his whole face. I think it was just on his chin.

00:41 Speaker 1

A goatee? Was it like Paul's?

00:44 Sally

Uh, yes, that's it. He had a goatee.

00:47 Speaker 1

Okay. Now, what about sideburns? Did he have sideburns?

00:52 Sally

Um, yes, they were long and thick, like yours.

00:56 Speaker 1

All right. There. Was this the man you saw?

01:00 Sally

Yes, that's him!

01:02 Sally

Hmm, it looks a lot like you.

01:04 Speaker 1

Hmm, why, yes he does.

01:06 Speaker 1

Paul! Where were you on Friday afternoon?

01:09 Paul

What? That's ridiculous! It wasn't me! I didn't do anything! I was over there doing the thing with the thing, the best man due to do.