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Episode 0225

Summary

The audio details a bank heist plan involving three individuals: Sammy, Joe, and Ralph. Sammy and Joe instruct Ralph on his crucial role of being smuggled into the bank in a box, cracking a safe, and stealing money, emphasizing the importance of paying attention. After the heist, Ralph reveals he forgot the money, leading to frustration from Sammy and Joe.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Sammy

Alright, let's run through this one more time from the top. I will be positioned here, across from the bank on this park bench. Now according to the Intel we got from Jimmy.

00:18 Ralph

Oh, who's Jimmy?

00:20 Sammy

Jeez, Ralph, pay attention, will you? Jimmy's our mole, you know? The guy on the inside. He's been snooping and passing on the info to us so we can pull this heist off.

00:31 Joe

Yeah, Ralph, clean the mothballs out of your ears and listen up. This here's important. We don't want to end up back in the slammer, do you?

00:38 Joe

Your role is pretty important here, we're depending on you, man.

00:42 Ralph

Okay, okay, I'm listening.

00:45 Ralph

Mothballs.

00:47 Sammy

Alrighty then. Where was I? Oh yeah, okay. So I'll be on the lookout, sitting here on the bench across from the bank.

00:54 Sammy

Nobody moves until I give the go-ahead, alright?

00:58 Sammy

And what's the go-ahead, Ralph?

01:00 Ralph

You, uh, you, uh, oh yeah, you'll take off your hat and scratch your head.

01:06 Sammy

Right. When I take my hat off and scratch my head, you do what?

01:11 Ralph

I get in the box.

01:12 Joe

Right, you get in the box. I'll make sure it's all sealed and then posing as the delivery guy.

01:17 Joe

I'll drop off a special package for the manager.

01:21 Joe

Now, according to Jimmy, the bank manager's leaving early on Tuesday, 'cause it's his wedding anniversary.

01:27 Joe

He and the wife are having a romantic rendezvous in the country, so any packages delivered will be left unopened in his office until he gets back late on Wednesday.

01:37 Sammy

Which gives us access to his office for at least 12 hours.

01:41 Sammy

Okay, Ralph, this is where you come in.

01:44 Sammy

Where are you?

01:45 Ralph

I'm standing right next to you, Sammy.

01:48 Ralph

Oh, sorry Sam, I'm in the box, right here, in that box.

01:52 Sammy

And what do you do once I deliver you to the manager's office?

01:56 Ralph

I stay in the box until the bank is closed. And then I get out of the box.

02:01 Sammy

And then, what next, Ralph?

02:04 Sammy

Oh for Pete's sake, this is never going to work.

02:06 Ralph

Hey, give me a chance here, fellas.

02:08 Ralph

I crack the safe and then then I take the money.

02:14 Ralph

And then I, um, I get back in the box.

02:18 Joe

Ada boy Ralph. In the morning, I come back to the bank, say there's been a mix-up with the delivery I made and take the special package back here.

02:26 Sammy

Alright, let's get some sleep. It's a big day tomorrow, fellas.

02:32 Joe

A perfect plan, Sammy, it went off without a hitch!

02:37 Sammy

Let's open this up and get Ralph out of here so we can start counting the money.

02:42 Ralph

Phew, I sure I'm glad to see you guys. I was sure getting lonely with no one to talk.

02:48 Sammy

That's nice, okay, how much?

02:50 Ralph

Uh, really? Really, really, really glad.

02:53 Sammy

Money, Ralph, money!

02:55 Ralph

Oh man. I knew I forgot something.

02:58 Sammy

Dammit.