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Episode 0226

Summary

Two children, one named Mark, are going door-to-door to raise money for a school fundraiser. Mark is reluctant and unimpressed with the items in the catalog. After persistent attempts, a man answers the door, who angrily points out a "No Soliciting" sign, ending their fundraising efforts.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Speaker 1

Okay, Mark, it's your turn to ring the doorbell. I did it last time.

00:09 Speaker 2

I hate going door to door, and I hate asking for money.

00:13 Speaker 1

But we need to raise enough money for the school fundraiser, so that our class can win the pizza party. You do want to have a pizza party, don't you?

00:20 Speaker 2

Yes, but...

00:21 Speaker 1

Just go already.

00:24 Speaker 2

No one's coming.

00:25 Speaker 1

Try again!

00:26 Speaker 2

Maybe there's no one home.

00:28 Speaker 1

Of course there's someone home. There are two cars in the driveway, and I can see lights on in the house.

00:34 Speaker 1

Hello? Anybody home?

00:36 Speaker 1

We would like to know if you want to sponsor us in our school fundraiser.

00:40 Speaker 1

50% of the profits go towards the new school playground.

00:44 Speaker 2

I don't know why anyone would want what's in this catalog anyway. It's just a bunch of tacky Christmas ornaments.

00:50 Speaker 2

CDs of old people singing Christmas songs and special crackers and cheeses and boxes of chocolates.

00:55 Speaker 1

You don't like chocolate?

00:57 Speaker 2

Not this kind. They got weird names like good 'n' gash and praline.

01:02 Speaker 1

Look, I just saw someone walking around inside. These people are being very rude.

01:07 Speaker 1

Finally, someone's coming.

01:09 Speaker 2

They don't look too happy.

01:10 Speaker 1

Hi, sir, would you like to sponsor us or make a donation to...

01:14 Speaker 3

What grade are you kids in?

01:15 Speaker 1

Grade seven.

01:16 Speaker 3

Then for goodness sake, don't you see this sign? Can't you read?

01:20 Speaker 1

No soliciting?