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Episode 0237

Summary

The audio features a conversation between Jacob and Stephanie where Jacob questions why Stephanie takes so long to get ready in the mornings. Stephanie explains her extensive daily routine, particularly detailing her hair care and styling, as well as choosing clothes and applying makeup, which collectively takes her about an hour and a half to two hours. Jacob expresses incredulity and sarcasm about the complexity and time involved, to which Stephanie responds with mild annoyance.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Jacob

Stephanie, did you just get to school? But you were up and about when I left the dorm this morning. That was about an hour and a half ago. This happens all the time. Why do you always take so long to get ready in the mornings?

00:17 Stephanie

It's a skill. What can I say? I don't know why. I just have a long routine.

00:23 Jacob

Please explain because it makes no sense to me. How can a girl's routine be so complicated? You get up, you shower, you get dressed, you brush your teeth, you're out the door. Half an hour tops.

00:35 Stephanie

Jacob, you have the luxury of having a haircut that rarely needs styling. I don't. I have to set aside about an hour and a half to get ready in the mornings.

00:46 Stephanie

Every day, I wake up and head straight for the shower. Every second day, I wash my hair. If it's a hair-washing day, I frequently need to wash my hair twice because it gets really oily.

00:57 Stephanie

Then, I usually put in a conditioner and have to rinse that out too, because my hair is so long, I seldom manage to take a shower in under 20 minutes.

01:07 Stephanie

Afterwards, I often put on a pot of coffee and get dressed while I wait for it to brew. I take a long time to get dressed in the morning.

01:14 Stephanie

Every now and then I remember to choose my outfit the night before, but usually I do it in the morning.

01:20 Stephanie

In all, getting dressed takes about half an hour, at which time my hair is now semi-dry, so then I have to style my hair.

01:27 Stephanie

From time to time, I'll put my hair up, but oftentimes I blow-dry it straight.

01:32 Stephanie

And then, because of the texture of my hair, I regularly have to flat iron it to keep it from frizzing.

01:37 Stephanie

That's another 20 minutes or so.

01:40 Stephanie

After that, I have my daily makeup routine.

01:42 Jacob

True. I hardly ever see you without your hair done and your makeup on. Even when you show up to class in sweatpants. Tell me, how long does it take you to choose that outfit in the morning?

01:52 Stephanie

Not funny.