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Episode 0251

Summary

A couple is at a shop where Speaker 2 is buying makeup after losing her bag. Speaker 1 becomes increasingly frustrated and angry about the amount of time they are spending and the high cost of the makeup items. Speaker 2 defends her purchases by comparing them to Speaker 1's spending habits on personal grooming products and clothes. Ultimately, Speaker 1 reluctantly agrees to the purchases.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:05 Speaker 1

I'm hungry, let's go grab a bite to eat.

00:08 Speaker 2

Yeah, me too. Oh, can we stop at the shop really fast? I lost my makeup bag at the airport and I want to pick up a few things.

00:16 Speaker 1

Will it take long?

00:18 Speaker 2

No, five minutes. I promise.

00:24 Speaker 1

Come on, we've been here for almost an hour. I thought you said you're only going to get a few things. How long does it take you to pick out a lipstick and some nail polish?

00:32 Speaker 2

Are you crazy? You have no idea what you're talking about. Just for my eyes I have to get eyeliner, an eyelash curler, eyeshadow, an eyebrow pencil, and mascara.

00:43 Speaker 2

Then I need to get foundation, liquid foundation.

00:46 Speaker 1

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you nuts? How much is all this going to cost? I'm looking at the price of each one of these little things and it's outrageous. This is basically a crayon.

00:55 Speaker 2

What about you? You spend as much money or more on your razors, aftershave, cologne, and gel. Not to mention how much you spend on clothes and...

01:04 Speaker 1

Fine. Get the stupid $30 crayon.