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Episode 0273

Summary

Two speakers discuss horoscopes. Lydia, an Aries, is excited by her positive horoscope predicting an exotic vacation and a summer fling. The other speaker, a Capricorn, is skeptical, dismissing horoscopes as nonsense because she doesn't feel any work stress and her love life is non-existent, despite Lydia reading out a general description that aligns with her practical personality.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Speaker 2

Hey, Lydia, what are you reading?

00:09 Speaker 1

I'm looking at my horoscope for this month. My outlook is very positive. It says that I should take a vacation to some place exotic and that I will have a passionate summer fling.

00:19 Speaker 2

What are you talking about?

00:21 Speaker 2

Let me see that.

00:23 Speaker 2

What are horoscopes?

00:25 Speaker 1

It's a prediction of your month based on your zodiac sign. You have a different sign for the month and date you are born in. I was born on April 15th, so I'm an Aries.

00:34 Speaker 1

When were you born?

00:35 Speaker 2

January 5th.

00:36 Speaker 1

Let's see.

00:38 Speaker 1

You're a Capricorn. It says that you'll be feeling stress at work, but you could see new exciting developments in your love life.

00:45 Speaker 1

Looks like we'll both have interesting summers.

00:47 Speaker 2

That's bogus.

00:48 Speaker 2

I don't feel any stress at work and my love life is practically non-existent.

00:53 Speaker 2

This zodiac stuff is all a bunch of nonsense.

00:56 Speaker 1

No, it's not.

00:57 Speaker 1

Your astrology sign can tell you a lot about your personality.

01:02 Speaker 1

See, it says that an Aries is energetic and loves to socialize.

01:05 Speaker 2

Well, you certainly match those criteria, but they're so broad, they could apply to anyone.

01:12 Speaker 2

What does it say about me?

01:13 Speaker 1

A Capricorn is serious-minded and practical.

01:16 Speaker 1

She likes to do things in conventional ways.

01:19 Speaker 1

That sounds just like you!