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Episode 0279

Summary

A drug dealer attempts to sell various illicit substances, including weed, blow, dope, and acid, to a potential customer. The customer initially declines but then pretends to be interested, leading the dealer to offer a free ounce. In a twist, the customer reveals themselves to be an undercover officer and arrests the dealer.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Speaker 1

Hey man, you wanna buy some weed?

00:09 Speaker 2

Some what?

00:10 Speaker 1

Weed. You know, pot, ganja, Mary Jane, some chronic.

00:17 Speaker 2

Oh, uh, no thanks.

00:20 Speaker 1

I also have blow if you prefer to do a few lines.

00:23 Speaker 2

No, I'm okay, really.

00:25 Speaker 1

Come on, man! I even got dope and acid. Try some.

00:29 Speaker 2

Do you really have all of these drugs? Where do you get them from?

00:34 Speaker 1

I got my connections. Just tell me what you want, and I'll even give you an ounce for free.

00:40 Speaker 2

Hmm, sounds good. Let's see. I want...

00:44 Speaker 1

Yeah?

00:45 Speaker 2

I want you to put your hands behind your head. You are under arrest.

00:48 Speaker 1

Dope!