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Episode 0291

Summary

At a Chinese restaurant called Happy Buddha, a group of friends orders their food. The waitress takes their drink orders and confirms they are MSG-free. The customers express their excitement and long-standing craving for Chinese food. One customer is particularly enthusiastic about ordering hearty, calorie-rich dishes, stating they are tired of healthy eating, while another playfully reminds him about his diet. They finalize their orders and decide to call the waitress over.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:06 Speaker 1

Hi, welcome to Happy Buddha. Can I get you anything to drink?

00:09 Speaker 2

Uh, coke for me please.

00:10 Speaker 3

I'll have a Sprite.

00:12 Speaker 1

Okay, I'll go get that for you. Are there any questions with the menu?

00:16 Speaker 3

Do you use MSG?

00:18 Speaker 1

No, ma'am. We are MSG free.

00:24 Speaker 3

Oh man, I haven't had Chinese food in so long, I want everything! This place has the best sesame chicken.

00:32 Speaker 2

Yeah, I've been craving Chinese for such a long time. I used to get takeout all the time. It's definitely been a while. Let's start off with some crab rangoon.

00:40 Speaker 3

Oh, yeah, that sounds good. I think I'm going to get the sesame chicken with fried rice, a spring roll and egg drop soup.

00:49 Speaker 2

It's so tempting to order everything on the menu, it all looks so appetizing. I think I'll get General Tso's chicken, hot and sour soup, fried wontons and white rice.

00:59 Speaker 3

Aren't you supposed to be on a diet? You should at least get brown rice.

01:03 Speaker 2

I don't think so. I hate brown rice. And I'm so sick of eating healthy all the time. I've been eating so much salad, I swear I've forgotten what meat tastes like. There's no better remedy than some nice, greasy, calorie-laden Chinese food. I might even get an order of broccoli beef.

01:19 Speaker 3

Oh gosh, I'm so hungry. Let's call the waitress over.