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Episode 0304

Summary

Two individuals discuss the cleanliness of a public restroom. Speaker 1 expresses disgust but is shocked and angered when Speaker 2 (Helen) takes it upon herself to clean the bathroom, including the countertop. Speaker 1 criticizes Helen's actions, calling her a 'neat freak' and eventually leaves in frustration, while Helen remains determined to clean the space.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:05 Speaker 1

Ah, this bathroom is a pigsty. Helen, why do you keep flushing the toilet? What's wrong?

00:11 Speaker 2

I just can't stand it. It's really gross in here. There's a stain on the toilet seat and the floor was wet and slippery, so I cleaned it.

00:18 Speaker 1

You did what? Helen, I know it's gross, but I've seen many public washrooms that are much worse. Why are you cleaning the countertop? Are you out of your mind?

00:28 Speaker 2

I can't help myself. It's just so disgusting in here.

00:31 Speaker 1

Helen, this is not like your own bathroom. Just leave it to the cleaners, okay?

00:36 Speaker 2

Hang on, I'm just gonna quickly wipe the sink and sweep the floor.

00:39 Speaker 1

You're such a neat freak! I'm out of here.