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Episode 0306

Summary

Two friends discuss strategies for approaching women at a bar. Speaker 1 suggests using various pickup lines, including a humorous one about picking a booger and a more romantic one. Speaker 2 initially expresses reluctance and dismissal of pickup lines but eventually comes up with his own creative and amusing line involving an accident and insurance.

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00:06 Speaker 1

Let's go out tomorrow night. We can go to a bar and try to find you a girlfriend.

00:10 Speaker 2

I don't think that's a good idea. I'm just not good with approaching someone and starting up a conversation.

00:16 Speaker 1

Maybe you just need a few pickup lines, you know, to break the ice.

00:19 Speaker 2

Pickup lines don't work!

00:21 Speaker 1

Come on, you can just walk up to a girl and say, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

00:28 Speaker 2

What? Come on! That's just lame. No girl would fall for that.

00:32 Speaker 1

Fine, then you can say, so there you are. I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams.

00:39 Speaker 2

That's a good one. I think that's pretty funny.

00:41 Speaker 1

Yeah, so you make her laugh, you make a fool of yourself a little bit, and then you buy her a drink.

00:46 Speaker 2

Okay, how does this sound? I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

00:56 Speaker 1

Nice. Let's go.