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Episode 0312

Summary

Two friends are at a bar where one friend is highly critical of the other's drink choices, finding them too "soft." The critical friend ultimately orders a Scotch for themselves and a Manhattan for their friend, stating that the Manhattan is a "real drink" and acknowledging it will get their friend "wasted."

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Speaker 1

What can I get you?

00:08 Speaker 2

I'll have a Cosmo, please.

00:09 Speaker 1

Dude, you can't order a Cosmo. That's a lady's drink. You're embarrassing me.

00:14 Speaker 2

What are you talking about? It's a good drink.

00:16 Speaker 1

It's too soft. Order something with a little more kick to it.

00:20 Speaker 2

Fine. I'll have a sex on the beach.

00:22 Speaker 1

You have got to be kidding me.

00:24 Speaker 2

Come on, it's delicious, especially when served with a pineapple or a coconut.

00:28 Speaker 1

Forget it. I'm ordering for you.

00:31 Speaker 1

I'll have a Scotch on the rocks and my friend here will have a Manhattan.

00:34 Speaker 1

Put it on my tab.

00:36 Speaker 1

Here. Now, this is a real drink.

00:39 Speaker 2

That's strong. This is going to get me wasted.

00:41 Speaker 1

That's the idea.