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Episode 0336

Summary

A child is awake on Christmas Eve, excited for Santa's arrival. They tell an adult that they heard Santa in the kitchen eating the cookies they left out. The adult encourages the child to go back to bed so Santa can finish his work. After the child goes to bed, the adult (presumably acting as Santa) is heard whispering, jokingly concerned that someone might eat all the cookies.

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Transcript (Click timestamp to jump)

00:07 Speaker 1

What are you doing awake?

00:09 Speaker 2

I can't sleep.

00:11 Speaker 1

But it's almost midnight.

00:13 Speaker 2

Exactly! I'm too excited for Christmas morning.

00:16 Speaker 2

Also, I thought I heard Santa.

00:19 Speaker 1

Really? How do you know it was Santa?

00:21 Speaker 2

Well, I heard that naughty boys and girls get coal in their stockings. So I thought I'd be nice and make Santa cookies. I even left out some milk. I heard someone in the kitchen eating the cookies, so I came downstairs.

00:35 Speaker 1

Hmm, well I know that Santa won't come down the chimney with you hiding behind the tree spying on him.

00:41 Speaker 2

Really?

00:42 Speaker 1

Really. Let's go back upstairs and get back to bed. That way we can let Santa do his job. Then, when you wake up, it will be Christmas already.

00:50 Speaker 2

Okay.

00:56 Speaker 1

Hey, honey, is that you? Don't eat all the cookies. I want some too.